(Photo Credit: MEMRI TV)
By Daily Freier Staff
Last Updated 7/20/2014 at 2:30 PM
Gaza City– The Hamas Bumblebee, long famous for his Palestinian television show where he encourages children to kill Jews, lashed out at Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan earlier today. “Look, I’ve been paying my dues for years in this business” said the Bumblebee. “And in our business there’s a certain professional courtesy. You don’t steal other guys’ material. So when I turn on the TV and hear Erdogan’s speech, I went ballistic. I mean, c’mon. Saying the Israelis are now worse than Hitler? ……Me, back in 2010 during the Cat Stevens Special” Mr. Bumblebee continued to vent, as he chain smoked Marlboro Reds and sipped a Pepsi that smelled remarkably like Johnny Walker. “Saying the Israeli actions are worse than the Holocaust? Helloooooo? Me, in 2011 on the episode where we had the Hamas –vs – Islamic Jihad beatboxing competition”. When asked what message he would like to pass on to the Turkish leader, Bumblebee stated, “Hey, trashing Jews is a big industry. We can all get a piece of the pie. Just respect guys like me who made our bones the hard way.” The Daily Freier Staff attempted to call the Prime Minister’s Office for comment, but we all have pretty Jewish sounding names, and his secretary hung up on us.