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1. Obama wins 2nd Nobel Prize for creating the Israeli-Saudi alliance
2. Mayhem as Hamas “March of Return” accidentally merges with Tel Aviv Pride Parade
3. Julia Salazar: “My Hebrew name is רחל בת דולזל”
4. Bulgaria busts Iranians with fake Israeli passports after they said “sorry”
5. Sarah Tuttle-Singer narrates your Waze directions!
6. Training for war, Hezbollah builds realistic model of Tel Aviv that’s unaffordable, full of pot smoke & smells like pee
7. The Forward exclusive: Hen Mazzig rumored to be Gay!
8. Yeshiva Student’s delinquent phone bill almost crashes Israeli Economy
9. Jeremy Corbyn reviews the new Eichmann Movie
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