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Daily Freier Meet-Up & Elections Discussion: What could go Wrong?

Attention all of our Weird Followers:

WHO: You people

WHAT: Meet-Up at the Kerem House

WHEN: Wednesday 23 October, 8:30 PM

WHERE: Gedera 18, Tel Aviv

 


This is your chance to interact with one another. We’re going to make fun of our upcoming 3rd Election (you KNOW it’s going to happen) and have some drinks on a rooftop and you will all share your personal issues which the Daily Freier will spin into future stories. Your previous plans for Wednesday just seem silly now, don’t they?

Also, it’s going to be at Kerem House, and we lampooned them last week.

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Top Ten Rejected Daily Freier Articles

Since 2014, the Daily Freier has scratched your collected itches for weird stuff. Sometimes we even write our stories based on tips from you, our alert readership! But what if a story is just “Too weird for the Daily Freier“? Well, it happens. Here are ten stories that we simply had to reject. Enjoy wondering what might have been.


1. The men who play pétanque on Rothschild Boulevard: without their clothes on!

2. Latest Nefesh B’Nefesh program helps you get banned from Secret Tel Aviv…. BEFORE you make Aliyah!

3.  Holmes Gym just opened membership to straight guys too!

4. Afula: Is it the new Neve Tzedek?

5. Bombshell: Two people who work in Israel Advocacy rumored to get along with one another.

6. Win a chance to be named Jerusalem’s Next Top Hot Chani!

7.  Maccabi Health offers free personal development classes to anyone in a Purim “couples costume”.

8. Strange But True: The weirdos who enjoy Tel Aviv AND Jerusalem!

9. Sarah Tuttle-Singer takes 3 bong hits and explains the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.

10. “Have I Peed Here Yet?” An interactive street map for Tel Aviv men.

 

Choose your favorite Daily Freier story of 2018!

Hi Freiers! It’s time to discuss our favorite topic: Ourselves! So now you can read, re-read, and commit to memory our Top Ten stories of 2018 hyperlinked below, then choose your favorite story from the poll at the bottom of this page! So here they are, in no particular order. Winners will be announced next week. Choose Wisely, Freiers!

 

 

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1.  Obama wins 2nd Nobel Prize for creating the Israeli-Saudi alliance

2.  Mayhem as Hamas “March of Return” accidentally merges with Tel Aviv Pride Parade

3.  Julia Salazar: “My Hebrew name is רחל בת דולזל”

4.  Bulgaria busts Iranians with fake Israeli passports after they said “sorry”

5.  Sarah Tuttle-Singer narrates your Waze directions!

6.  Training for war, Hezbollah builds realistic model of Tel Aviv that’s unaffordable, full of pot smoke &        smells like pee

7.   The Forward exclusive: Hen Mazzig rumored to be Gay!

8.   Yeshiva Student’s delinquent phone bill almost crashes Israeli Economy

9.   Jeremy Corbyn reviews the new Eichmann Movie

10. Tel Aviv-Jerusalem Fast Train aims to remind the cities why they can’t stand each other in just 30              minutes