Obama wins 2nd Nobel Prize for creating the Israeli-Saudi alliance

Oslo: The International Community is positively giddy with the news that Former President Barack Obama is to receive his SECOND Nobel Peace Prize! Nobel Committee spokesperson Lars Olaf addressed the assembled news media earlier today.

The Nobel Committee is proud to award this year’s prize to Barack Obama for his steadfast work uniting former enemies in the belief that his policies posed a clear and present danger to their respective nations. Mr. Obama’s Iran Policy has managed to bring Israel into a de-facto alliance with Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and the United Arab Emirates. Ten years ago, this would be unthinkable!

The electrified crowd burst into applause when Mr. Obama strode into the room to accept his prize. “Please excuse my lateness, I was leading from behind…Then again, we are the one we’ve been waiting for.

(The Daily Freier is published over at Israellycool today. Go check it out!)

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5 thoughts on “Obama wins 2nd Nobel Prize for creating the Israeli-Saudi alliance”

  1. I had to read this twice to be sure it was satire. If they could give him a Nobel Prize essentially just for being elected, then giving him another for a failed policy is far from implausible.

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  2. Tel Aviv? Nice.

    Who would have thought that a Jew-hating Muslim would make Israel’s enemies into…allies of convenience anyway.

    It’s perfect.

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