
Choose carefully, Freiers.
1) My Ex from Haifa is a Pig and won’t give me a Get. No you don’t understand. He is. A Pig.
2) Introducing: The Israeli Barbie Collection!
3) UAE cancels Peace Treaty after arrival of Israeli Tourists
4) Tomorrow at 4:20 PM, the whole Country will stand on our balconies to salute our heroic Weed Dealers
5) “No I can’t describe her appearance… she’s a woman!” Jerusalem bank robber escapes again
6) Israel sends Emergency Team of Election Experts to Iowa
7) Let’s play Hen Mazzig -vs- Ariel Gold debate Bingo!
8) The Daily Freier is now sitting Shiva for Secret Tel Aviv
9) “It’s a Hate Crime against Anglo Olim!” Tel Aviv woman reacts calmly to cost of spices
10) “The Oleh who learned Hebrew during Quarantine” and other Fairy Tales
