Top Ten Surprises at the Kerem House Seder

Good News! The Kerem House in Tel Aviv is having a Seder! Yes, the place that once hosted a bunch of Zonked Out Midburners with a lack of proper footwear on their roof! Yeah, those guys! Plus, they’re collaborating with Tel Aviv International Synagogue! Anyhoo, this event promises to be Off The Hook. So hurry up and get your tickets while you still can using this link! But in the meantime, the Daily Freier has been sneakily collecting Intelligence on the upcoming event, and we have constructed some Amazing Predictions of what you will experience at Kerem House this Wednesday night. So Behold: The Top Ten Surprises at the Kerem House Seder! Spoiler Alert: Some of these things have already come true.

1. You find the Afikomen but they just give you some Kerem House Crypto currency.

2. Daniel plans a Flash Mob where everyone comes dressed as their Favorite Plague.

3. That’s not Eliyahu HaNavi at the door, it’s their angry French neighbor with a noise complaint. 

4. Jason & Daniel’s Duet of “Had Gadya” is getting a little frisky. 

5. Hey, what did Jason do with all the Bitter Herbs?

6. The Ancient Egypt-themed Settlers of Catan tournament. 

7. I really don’t remember the Haggadah having a speed-dating event. 

8. Daniel convinces Pharaoh to do a Kerem
 House TED Talk via Zoom after the Holiday.

9. In order to remember Our Time in Bondage, you’re all doing their dishes after the Seder.

10. After 4 cups of wine, Jason signs you up for his Master Campers “40 days wandering the Negev” event.