Category: Kerem House

Kerem House, Pesach, Tel Aviv Living, Top 10

Top Ten Surprises at the Kerem House Seder

Good News! The Kerem House in Tel Aviv is having a Seder! Yes, the place that once hosted a bunch of Zonked Out Midburners with a lack of proper footwear on their roof! Yeah, those guys! Plus, they’re collaborating with Tel Aviv International Synagogue! Anyhoo, this event promises to be Off The Hook. So hurry up and get your tickets while you still can using this link! But in the meantime, the Daily Freier has been sneakily collecting Intelligence on the upcoming event, and we have constructed some Amazing Predictions of what you will experience at Kerem House this Wednesday night. So Behold: The Top Ten Surprises at the Kerem House Seder! Spoiler Alert: Some of these things have already come true.


1. You find the Afikomen but they just give you some Kerem House Crypto currency.

2. Daniel plans a Flash Mob where everyone comes dressed as their Favorite Plague.

3. That’s not Eliyahu HaNavi at the door, it’s their angry French neighbor with a noise complaint. 

4. Jason & Daniel’s Duet of “Had Gadya” is getting a little frisky. 

5. Hey, what did Jason do with all the Bitter Herbs?

6. The Ancient Egypt-themed Settlers of Catan tournament. 

7. I really don’t remember the Haggadah having a speed-dating event. 

8. Daniel convinces Pharaoh to do a Kerem
 House TED Talk via Zoom after the Holiday.

9. In order to remember Our Time in Bondage, you’re all doing their dishes after the Seder.

10. After 4 cups of wine, Jason signs you up for his Master Campers “40 days wandering the Negev” event.

Kerem House, Start Up Nation, Tel Aviv Living, Top 10

Top Ten Reasons why Kerem House moved

Over the past year, the Daily Freier has grown very attached to our favorite Tel Aviv cult community organization. We even teased them a little in an article! So it was a bit of a shock when we got the news that Kerem House had moved a few blocks away. Anyhoo, we cyber-stalked various Kerem House Committee Members and asked them the reason why they decided to move. So Behold, here is our Research!

1) We received a message from HaShem.

2) The Police started to ask questions about our Crypto Currency.

3) We needed to break up with our vegetable guy at the Shuk.

4) Wanted to be closer to Bograshov when the French arrive in August.

5) It was a chance to score another free Mezuzah from Chabad on the Coast.

6) The guys from MidBurn built a tipi on our roof and refused to leave.

7) We explained this in our Newsletter. Wait, you don’t subscribe to our Newsletter? Here, give me your phone. OK, you’re signed up now.

8) The mold in our bathroom wanted to live closer to the beach.

9) We applied for a Nefesh B’Nefesh “Go North” grant.

10) You’re gonna have to attend our next weird-ass TED Talk to find out.

Kerem House, Start Up Nation, Tel Aviv Living, Top 10

Top Ten Worst Kerem House Events

So there’s an exciting new Events Venue in Central Tel Aviv, and it is Off. The. Hook….. Clothing Swaps, Yoga, Modern Dance and also some events for men! They’re doing Shabbat, they did this weirdly awesome night full of Israeli Midburn enthusiasts. They’re doing Country Night. The Daily Freier may even host a meet-up there in the near future. (Stay Tuned!) But for every successful event, there have been some that were…. not so good. So without further ado, here is our Top Ten List of Worst Kerem House Ideas!

 

1.  Fyre Festival Tel Aviv

 

2. “Come wash our dishes!”

 

3. “Is it still good?” A tasting buffet of stuff that’s been in our freezer since Shavuot

 

4. Win a chance to talk to the cops at our next noise complaint!

 

5. Come dressed as your favorite angry rant from Secret Tel Aviv

 

6. “50 randoms we found on Allenby” speed-dating night

 

7. After everyone gets drunk, we’re Skyping your parents

 

8. Come trade your cash for our new Crypto Currency!

 

9. “Misrad HaPnim” theme party

 

10. “Return our Deposit Bottles” Field Trip