(SPOILER ALERT: This is actually a thing.)
Oh hi there! So happy you could make it! Hey, what did you think of our mock Israeli checkpoint at the front door? Scary, huh? I mean, as if a Palestinian would ever disrupt a Passover Seder in real life, right???
Excuse me, did you say that Passover celebrates the Jewish people’s flight from Egypt to Israel? OMG. Sorry, but I’m a little #Triggered by what you just said. Because it’s actually a stand against Colonialism and Islamophobia. No, really. It’s in our Haggadah.
Hey don’t sit there! That seat’s taken! What did you say? For the Prophet Elijah??? Oh don’t be silly. It’s for Rasmea Odeh!
(The Daily Freier is over at Israellycool today. Check it Out!)
From the Office of the Daily Freier
Central Bus Station, 4th Floor
Occupied Yafa, Tel Aviv
The Zionist Entity Israel
On behalf of the Daily Freier and Israellycool, congrats on your new restaurant! Not to get too East Bay, but Hella Proud, know what I’m sayin’? Anyhoo, you know what every restaurant needs?
A gigantic pepper shaker? No.
Extra pumpkin spice? No & No.
A big mural of an “Activist” like Rasmea Odeh? Yass Queen!
And if we’re going to ‘normalize struggle’ (Your words!), why stop with Rasmea? Let’s bring in more members of the Resistance! And in the interest of caring, we decided to help you come up with a great idea for a mural!
(The Daily Freier wrote this over on Israellycool. Check out the whole article here!)