In Stunning Change of Tactics, BDS Movement Now Recruiting Bad Musicians to Visit Israel

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By The Daily Freier Staff

Last Updated 5/5/2015 at 2:32 PM

London:

The Boycott, Divest, and Sanctions (BDS) Movement, long known for attempting to block artists from visiting Israel, has now stunningly changed tactics.  BDS is now actively recruiting truly bad musicians to visit Israel and inflict their art upon a helpeless populace.  “We felt that foisting bad art on them is the best way to hit  the Zionist Entity…..I mean Israel.” noted BDS Spokesperson Art Peterbein. According to Mr. Peterbein, “I mean it’s one thing to force the cancellation of a highly talented, highly nuts artist who thinks paying her taxes is optional, but inflicting a series of Boy Bands from the ’90’s just seemed more…..satisfying.”  Local residents reacted to this chillling new development with a mix of fear and annoyance.  Local shopkeeper Tomer P. stated “Robbie Williams was bad enough.  But Backstreet? I mean, that ain’t nothin’ but a heartache.  Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake. Tell me why?”  Ramat Gan housewife Bat Sheva S. was equally upset “OMG! A.J. ‘Bone’ McLean was my favorite!  But then, you know, I turned 12.”  As of this of this morning, Nickelback was still in negotiations with BDS for their Autumn 2015 tour of Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and Eilat.

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