1. The New Ayatollah was locked in his room all night dancing by himself to Madonna’s “Vogue” album.

2. We just wanted to see Trump’s deranged Truth Social post after they were rescued.

3. Nick Fuentes made a Giant Scene in the War Room when we wouldn’t let him fly the drone.

4. We kept waiting for Maverick and Rooster to try to fly them out in an old F-14.

5. Ilhan was going to send us the American Distress Codes, but it was Date Night with her husband/brother.

6. Our Search Party was using Waze.

7. Thought the strange foreigner running shirtless in the woods was just Jeremy Corbyn on Holiday again.

8. Should have suspected those Mountain Goat Herders when they started playing Matkot.

9. We didn’t think the Americans could pull off this operation without the help of Spain and France.

10. Our IT Department was closed for Pesach.