Month: June 2026

Graham Platner’s Top Ten Spiciest Sexts

1. Gonna smash you like Kristallnacht tonight.

2. Get ready for the Battle of my Bulge.

3. Wanna come to my place and listen to some Wagner?

4. Take off my Lederhosen. Slowly.

5. Your Love is making me crazier than Rudolph Hess.

6. I wanna Hotchkiss you all over. Til the night closes in.

7. Touch my Messerschmidt. 

8. Your panties will fall faster than France in 1940. 

9. What do you think about Porta-Potties?

10. Ever fantasize about a Maoist Jew-hating Trustafarian?