It takes a Village to erase my Hard Drive.


Ms. Clinton was sad. Sad Sad Sad.

‘Cuz Congress had questions and it was looking quite bad.

Hillary gathered her pals and told them the news

The Senator got wise to the server in the loo.

But what shall we do?


“We need to wipe the server clean. Who has the Bleach Bit?”

I do!” said Sid. “Last name is Blumenthal and Max is my kid!

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“Who will smash the 13 Cell Phones?”

I can!” said Huma with plenty of verve. “Right after evicting Dick Pic McPerv!”

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Can we get immunity?

Bill said it’s a cinch. “I can talk on the plane with Loretta Lynch.

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Hillary asked “But what of the Fed? And their investigation?”

Just leave it to me, No problem homie. I run the FBI and my name’s Mr. Comey.

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“Who will spin the networks?”

I can!” replied the Podesta named John. “CNN, CBS, NBC, they’re all in on our con!

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But wait!” wondered Hil.  “Who will supervise the interns while everyone’s busy?

I got this.

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