The story of Chanukah as told by Donald J. Trump

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Long time ago. Talking a real long time ago. In the Land of Israel. Boy wouldn’t it be great to buy into the real estate market back then? Wait a sec….so my son-in-law is telling me it was 2200 years ago. Jared Kushner. Smart guy. Very smart guy. I mean he married my daughter, am I right? So he’s telling me that Alexander the Great led a Greek Army that came in, and everything was great for a while until it wasn’t. Sounds like Astoria in Queens, right? I’m kidding people. Greeks are great people. Great, great people. Anyway, the next King? Not so good. Antiochus. Bad hombre.

(THE DAILY FREIER IS OVER ON TIMES OF ISRAEL TODAY. CHECK US OUT!)

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