1) Bank Leumi teller’s smoke break when they call your number.

2) The time it takes to get out of Dizengoff Center.

3) Time elapsed since Ben Gvir last suggested said stupid or illegal.

4) The applause on an El Al flight as it lands.

5) How long I must work to afford one beer in Tel Aviv.

6) Taglit Bro describing Israeli breakfast to his friend back home.

7) Sara Netanyahu telling The Help about her academic degrees.

8) Sem Girl giving another Sem Girl directions to the Shuk.

9) The time it takes to translate what the lifeguard at Banana Beach just announced into modern Hebrew.

10) Sarah Tuttle-Singer’s taxi driver provides unsolicited advice to Taylor & Travis for a long marriage.

* Our Guest Writer Lee Saunders deigned to show up from England long enough to contribute to this article.