Hi Freiers! So 2021 kinda…. sucked. Nevertheless, let’s stroll down Memory Lane and look back at some of this year’s A-Ma-Zing  journalism at the Daily Freier.  Here’s your chance to vote and have your voice heard! But unlike certain Democracies on the Eastern Shore of the Mediterranean, we don’t intend to draw this vote out for 2 years and 5 elections. Ha Ha! Just kidding! We think!

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1. Victory: IDF weaponizes its inability to write a proper English sentence

2. Nightmare: Someone just brought a Guitar to the Bomb Shelter

3. Brits react to Israel’s new Salt & Vinegar Chips with calm & restraint.

4. We built our own Israeli Political Party using a Bot Farm!

5. Three of Ilhan Omar’s Ex-Husbands/Brothers feared missing in Gaza Tunnel Collapse

6. “This is the End!” Yeshiva Bochers react to Tax on Disposable Utensils

7. Help us nudnik the U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem for appointments!

8. Lone Soldier Political Party will join Coalition for an iPhone charger, 2 spliffs, and some Bamba

9. Old School: Tel Aviv man doesn’t need Wolt job to be a Total Dick

10. Meet this week’s top Nefesh B’Nefesh Aliyah Advisor for the UK!