By Aaron Pomerantz
Last Updated 9/15/2015 at 9 AM
Ramat Aviv, Rakevet Ha Universita: After last week’s request for help identifying the mysterious balloon in the sky above Ramat Aviv, the Daily Freier’s alert readers swung into action, revealing a dogged search for the truth, and for some, a clear need to get back on their prescribed medication. Here is what our alert readers had to say:
“It’s where Buji hides his charisma.” – Ron, policeman
“It’s where the city keeps all the polite, good looking straight guys who will call you back” – Cathrine, web designer
“Where’s Ramat Aviv????” – Shuki, playwright
“I’ve been dating a Sabra girl for 2 years and I just told her over dinner that I want to break up with her…..so……Can I hide in the balloon for a few weeks? – Binyamin, Lone Soldier
“Actually the Palestinians say it was originally theirs.” – Shoshanna, Optometrist
“I’m sick of Tel Aviv. Will it take me to Berlin?” – Ashleigh Shapiro, actress
“I don’t know, but the U.N. is about to pass a resolution against it”. – Adi, entrepreneur
“Space Aliens…..except they’re also Jewish”. – Dana, stockbroker
“Hot Cable’s Walk-In Customer Service” –Yonatan, Independent Contractor
“It’s where Netanyahu has been hiding his good ideas all this time”. – Yuda, musician
“Kanye is going to parachute from the balloon onto stage next month. ” – Yossi, teacher
“Remember that nice inexpensive 3-room apartment near Hayarkon Park without a realtor fee that you saw advertised on Secret Tel Aviv?….. It’s up there.” – Howard, stock algorithm designer
“Probably some Birthright shit.” – Reuven, mechanic