Vancouver: We Booked Noa Because Hanin Zoabi Was Busy


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By Yuval Weiss

Last Updated 2/15/2016 at 9:30 PM

Vancouver: The City’s Jewish Federation responded today to public outcry concerning their decision to invite controversial singer and Left Wing Activist Achinoam “Noa” Nini for their Israeli Independence Day festivities.  Ms. Nini, a talented Israeli singer/songwriter, is not shy about expressing her views on how much Israeli leaders and voters totally suck.  Yet while the situation has ruffled some feathers, the Federation stressed that the decision to book Noa was taken simply because Hanin Zoabi’s Spring schedule just could not accomodate a trip to Canada. Ms. Zoabi, a member of the Israeli Knesset when she is not sailing on boats with Hamas,  has been busy filming a pilot for BBC, running Israel’s version of “Scared Straight” for at-risk youth, and getting suspended from the Knesset for holding a moment of silence for people who stabbed Jews.  Ms Zoabi reacted with regret to the missed opportunity. “As much as I wanted to participate in Vancouver’s  Naqba Day Yom Ha’atzmaut festival, I just have too much going on.

Vancouver Federation spokesperson David G. explained his organization’s stance. “When we saw Ms. Zoabi’s performance in Amsterdam for Kristallnacht, we were just blown away. Simply amazing how she commemorated a solemn memorial to the Holocaust by trashing Israel.  So we really hoped we could book her to do a Spoken Word Poetry Slam.  But unfortunately, she just had too much on her plate.  It is for this reason that we booked Ms. Nini, and we are sure she will do just as well!”

For her part, Noa plans a performance that will include (Spoiler Alert!)  some of her original works, plus some songs by Roger Waters.

Reaction from Israel’s political arena was swift, with Naftali Bennett declaring that since Noa is now recognized as a political expert, that he plans to release a hip-hop album. Yet at the same time, many of Noa’s fans are traveling from near and far to see her.  The Daily Freier spoke to longtime fan Dickie Silverstein. “I really want to come up from Seattle for the concert, so I went on my blog to solicit donations to pay for my bus ticket and a room at the Super 8. So far I’ve raised enough money to get to Bellingham. I can’t wait!”

While Yom Ha’atzmaut 2016 is still months away, planning is already underway for Vancouver’s 2017 event.  “I can’t stress enough just how long it takes to plan these events to perfection. It is for this reason that we have already set up a committee to plan next year’s event.”  When the Daily Freier asked David for specifics on what they could expect, he coyly stated “All I can say is: Cat Stevens, call your agent!



2 thoughts on “Vancouver: We Booked Noa Because Hanin Zoabi Was Busy”

  1. Perhaps a retraction to the retraction is in order?

    This is taken from Nini’s own blog in her own words March 19th, 2015:

    “There is also no doubt that the BDS (boycott Israel movment) will gain more and more momentum and supporters, and justifiably so.”

    There is not much arguing with that. Thank you anonymous source for pointing this out.

    This is the latest newsletter from our lovely Jewish Federation:

    “This message has 565 words and will take about 3 minutes to read.

    While we officially celebrate Israel’s independence once a year on Yom Ha’atzmaut, what unites us all every day is our love for our homeland. When we celebrate Yom Ha’atzmaut we celebrate not just the physical existence of the State of Israel, but what it represents as an island of democracy and diversity in a sea of intolerance.

    Just as the State of Israel is diverse, so, too, is our community. We each play a role in creating a respectful space for passionate debate about ideas, opinions and diverse political points of view. Such freedoms of speech and expression are cornerstones of any democracy, whether in Canada or Israel.

    One thing our Jewish Federation does not debate, however, is Israel’s right to exist. So, you can imagine our concern when we were wrongly linked with BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) by community members who disagree with our Yom Ha’atzmaut Committee’s decision to invite singer Achinoam Nini (Noa) because, it would seem, her political views are different from theirs.

    We take allegations of supporting BDS very seriously, and we have done our due diligence by looking closely into the facts. Reports suggesting Noa promotes BDS are incorrect. You can read her condemnations of BDS in English here and here, and in Hebrew here.

    As for our Jewish Federation, let me be absolutely clear about this:

    Jewish Federation is unambiguous in our opposition to BDS, which is discriminatory and is antithetical to peace. We are deeply committed to continuing the fight against BDS at every opportunity.

    To suggest otherwise is wholly inaccurate. Nothing could be further from the truth.

    Unfortunately, sensational accusations make for great fodder online, where it’s faster and easier to click and share misinformation than it is to check the facts. Even mainstream media can get caught up in this, as happened with The Jerusalem Post. We are appreciative of their swift action to remove an article they published earlier this week that lacked credible research. They also issued the following clarification and apology:

    The article “Vancouver Jews outraged over Ahinoam Nini invite to Independence Day event,” which appeared on on February 9, in no way intended to suggest that The Jewish Federation of Greater Vancouver or Ms. Nini herself support the BDS movement. We apologize for any confusion that may have been caused.

    If you would like to read a more balanced article, you can click here for the one published today by The Canadian Jewish News.

    Our tradition tells us that Abraham and Sarah’s tent was open on all sides. Why? So that travelers could be welcomed no matter what direction they came from. So let it be with our community. We can be a tent that is open to all, that has space for diversity, and where people can engage in respectful debate. Let it be open to all those who want to join the discussions of the day, be they easy or difficult, simple or complex. Not only can our community exist in such a sacred space, it can thrive.

    We do not all share the same political perspectives, and probably never will. But we do share the democratic values that allow ourselves and our neighbours to express them. We are very much looking forward to celebrating Israel’s Independence Day with you, and to welcoming you no matter which direction you have traveled from.

    Shabbat shalom,

    Ezra S. Shanken
    CEO, Jewish Federation of Greater Vancouver”

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