Oh Hi There! So you’re attending the Daily Freier’s annual Passover Seder? A-Ma-Zing! Can’t wait to see you! Because this year our Seder is going to be a Very Special Episode. You see, we hid the Afikoman somewhere in Dizengoff Center! That’s right, somewhere in Tel Aviv’s labyrinth of an Urban Mall lies the Afikoman!
Is it in that weird store that sells candles on that ramp near the tattoo place? Maybe, Maybe Not.
Is it in that little shop that sells pop-tarts? Not saying.
Can I use the “Easy Dizi” navigation App to help find it? You could if you want. But it won’t help.
Is the Afikoman on the parking lot on the roof with the mystery greenhouses? No comment.
Is the Afikoman near the Information kiosk that doesn’t provide information? Our lips are sealed.
Is it near the Elephant Butt Slide? Sadly, that slide no longer exists. So, No.
Can we ask Zachary the tourist who went missing there in 2015? Sure, if you can get ahold of him.
Chag Sameah Bitchez!