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Top Ten Surprises at the Kerem House Seder

Good News! The Kerem House in Tel Aviv is having a Seder! Yes, the place that once hosted a bunch of Zonked Out Midburners with a lack of proper footwear on their roof! Yeah, those guys! Plus, they’re collaborating with Tel Aviv International Synagogue! Anyhoo, this event promises to be Off The Hook. So hurry up and get your tickets while you still can using this link! But in the meantime, the Daily Freier has been sneakily collecting Intelligence on the upcoming event, and we have constructed some Amazing Predictions of what you will experience at Kerem House this Wednesday night. So Behold: The Top Ten Surprises at the Kerem House Seder! Spoiler Alert: Some of these things have already come true.


1. You find the Afikomen but they just give you some Kerem House Crypto currency.

2. Daniel plans a Flash Mob where everyone comes dressed as their Favorite Plague.

3. That’s not Eliyahu HaNavi at the door, it’s their angry French neighbor with a noise complaint. 

4. Jason & Daniel’s Duet of “Had Gadya” is getting a little frisky. 

5. Hey, what did Jason do with all the Bitter Herbs?

6. The Ancient Egypt-themed Settlers of Catan tournament. 

7. I really don’t remember the Haggadah having a speed-dating event. 

8. Daniel convinces Pharaoh to do a Kerem
 House TED Talk via Zoom after the Holiday.

9. In order to remember Our Time in Bondage, you’re all doing their dishes after the Seder.

10. After 4 cups of wine, Jason signs you up for his Master Campers “40 days wandering the Negev” event.

Aliyah, Start Up Nation

Oleh who actually converted his foreign Drivers License gives TED Talk

Daily Freier TED Talk*Based on a true story!

By Emily Goldstein and Mark Levy

Last Updated 11/21/2017 at 2:20 PM

Namal Tel Aviv: Israel’s Olim Community turned out in their finest outfits at Tel Aviv’s upscale Namal Port for the event of the season: a TED Talk by a recent immigrant to Israel entitled “I converted my Foreign License and got a valid Israeli Drivers License”. Jeff Schwartz, an Oleh (Sorta) Hadash mesmerized the crowd with his story of personal courage and determination and the harrowing test of wills he experienced at Holon’s Misrad Rishui (Department of Motor Vehicles).

You see, back in the Old Days, Israel determined that somewhere on the Nefesh B’ Nefesh flight over here, Olim forgot the ability to operate a motor vehicle. Therefore, they needed to take a drivers test administered by bureaucrats who totally did not have a  lucrative side deal going with Israeli driving instructors. Anyhoo, thanks to the good people at Keep Olim in Israel, the law changed. And now it’s completely simple to convert your foreign drivers license to an Israeli one. HaHa! Just some “Only in Israel!” humor for you! The whole thing is still a total mess! And we love it! Because once again, this topic has rescued the Daily Freier from Writer’s Block! Here on Planet Israel, there are actually thousands of dedicated public servants in the Motor Vehicle Department. And each of them is very diligently observing to the letter of the law their own personal interpretation and philosophy as to what the rules “really” mean.

Before the speech, the Daily Freier was able to speak with Ada, the Clerk at the Motor Vehicle Department who gave Jeff his license. “We demand that you bring a valid foreign license as well as proof that you have driven for more than 5 years….. So he brought every drivers license he has ever owned from New Mexico, Florida, Oregon, and the American Military. He said he had kept them all “just in case”….. this man was a bizarre weirdo with clear hoarder tendencies….. I really respected that.”

So by actually taking the bus to Holon and hanging out in the Motor Vehicle Department all day and leaving with a license… well Jeff is a bit of a folk hero now. And people want to know his secret to success.

“He’s basically my role model” explained Grant, a South African Oleh as the crowds left tonight’s talk and stepped into the Tel Aviv evening. “I think he should be in some sort of  ‘Profiles in Aliyah Courage’ or something.”

“He’s so fearless!” explained an Olah named Melissa to the Daily Freier’s Emily Goldstein. “I really feel like I need to get to know him better.” Melissa confided as she absent-mindedly twirled her hair.

Due to the overwhelming success of his speeches, Jeff has several more TED Talks planned this winter, to include:

1) “I bought fruit in the Shuk without getting screwed on the prices”
2) “I have more than 2 Israeli friends”
3) “HOT cable returned my phone call”
4) “The cab drivers at Savidor Station don’t think I’m a freier”